I was in Salisbury at a writer’s lunch a couple of days ago and I won first prize in the Limerick Competition – we had all submitted limericks on the subject of Christmas. I was duly presented with the Chocolate Orange Prize for Limerickture (which we promptly ate!).  Here is my modest effort:-

A journalist with copy to write
Worked all though a cold Christmas night.
Bereft of ideas,
She burst into tears
But found words on seeing the Light.